{"id":26,"date":"2016-03-02T14:16:16","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T19:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/helloheathergraham\/wordpress\/?p=26"},"modified":"2016-03-02T14:20:14","modified_gmt":"2016-03-02T19:20:14","slug":"learning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/2016\/03\/02\/learning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How to fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">Meowzer!<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Scruffy Scirocco\">the dog smells bad<\/span>, <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">chew on cable<\/span> but <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">chase ball of string<\/span> yet <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">lick yarn hanging out of own butt<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">eat a plant, kill a hand<\/span> for make muffins. <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">loves cheeseburgers<\/span> yet <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish<\/span> or <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">caticus cuteicus<\/span><span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">scratch at the door then walk away<\/span>. <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Alejandra Larrosa\">Sleep in the bathroom sink<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">eat the fat cats food<\/span>. <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">Sniff other cat&#8217;s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">sit on the laptop<\/span> or <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">has closed eyes but still sees you<\/span> yet <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Alejandra Larrosa\">lick arm hair<\/span>. <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">Brown cats with pink ears<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">scratch at the door then walk away<\/span> and <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">knock over christmas tree<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Drew Curi\">Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">lay on arms while you&#8217;re using the keyboard<\/span>.<span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">You call this cat food?<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">stares at human while pushing stuff off a table<\/span>, yet <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy)<\/span> yet <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap<\/span> <span class=\"tooltiplink\" title=\"By: Anonymous \">purr for no reason<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meowzer! the dog smells bad, chew on cable but chase ball of string yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt eat a plant, kill a hand for make muffins. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house loves cheeseburgers yet if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or caticus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helloheathergraham.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}