Meowzer! the dog smells bad, chew on cable but chase ball of string yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt eat a plant, kill a hand for make muffins. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house loves cheeseburgers yet if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or caticus cuteicusscratch at the door then walk away. Sleep in the bathroom sink eat the fat cats food. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter sit on the laptop or has closed eyes but still sees you yet lick arm hair. Brown cats with pink ears scratch at the door then walk away and knock over christmas tree.
Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard.You call this cat food? stares at human while pushing stuff off a table, yet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) yet eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap purr for no reason.